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SPREAD ANGUISH! CREATE UNEASE! GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF THAT CHAIR! Download the posters below, print them and hang them in your office. Put them in normal places, where no one will suspect they're fake. Fellow employees willl be angry and frustrated feeling the unbearable weight of tiranic management on their backs. Managers won't dare remove them because there's always the possibility of it coming from someone higher than them. It's the ultimate office fun! So, help the revolution and put your poster up today. With any luck we'll get enough people angry so something interesting happens soon enough. |
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No employee is allowed to enter, leave or circulate in the building without written consent of the management. |
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It is forbidden to carry, consume or trade any sort of protein based food in office grounds. |
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Using the toilet facilities more than twice a day is forbidden. Further use has to be previously approved by the management. |
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Oxygen comsuption above permitted levels within office space will be deduced from your monthly salary.
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Any communication not related to work is strictly forbidden between 8:00 am and 7:00 pm. Offenders will be prosecuted. |
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THE OFFICE IS NOT YOUR HOME Refrain from bringing toys, food, photographs, music cd's, books, magazines, mugs and other personal belongings with you. Your desk must be kept clean at all times and any unauthorized object found in your individual space after office hours will be trown away. Not following the dress code previously provided while on office grounds can result in immediate termination of contract.
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PRODUCTIVITY IS PARAMOUNT Any object or behaviour likely to disturb the effectiveness of production is subject to immediate and justified termination. The management does not support external interests or interventions and reserves the right to make redundant any individual that by lack of commitment or dedication proves to be harmful to the proccesses fundamental to this institution. |
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MANTAIN SILENCE AT ALL TIMES Producing any sort of sound that can cause distraction is a legal offense and will be treated as such. The presence of music cd's, K7 tapes, minidiscs, radio walkmans, musical instruments and any sort of noise propagating devices is strictly forbidden. Any of the objects above will be immediately apprehended and destroyed without compensation. |
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INFORMATION IS PROPERTY The information produced and circulated within company environment is strictly corporate property. The use and propagation of any such data can and will result in serious physical and psychological harm for which the management does not hold any responsibility whatsoever. |
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23 REFURBISHED ELEPHANTS The management is allowed to utter any kind of moronic blabber at any employee at any given time without justification. It is your duty to listen carefully and wholeheartedly agree to all sorts of imbecile ramblings provided they come from levels above yours. Any nonsense coming from inferiorly placed individuals is to be reported immediately and will be dealt with the maximum legal strenght. |
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MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID POSTER! Send new ideas for posters and suggestions to us. |